Who is going to miss Nick Turner more: comics or temp agencies? He's leaving folks, after returning to DC last year from New York, he has decided to go back to New York. Apparently New York has a budding comedy scene and Nick wants to make sure he can cash in on it. So in honor of Dave Letterman, who Nick looks exactly alike, here are the Top 10 Reasons Nick Turner is leaving DC for New York:
10.) He has people looking for him from Rondstadt
9.) He has people looking for him from Kelly and Associates
8.) He has people looking for him from one morning when he was picked up outside of 7-11 by a man who said, "Hola, can you cut-oh el grass-oh?"
7.) He has people looking for him from Account Temps
6.) He has people looking for him from Blue Angels Massage and Spa
5.) He has people looking for him from the centerfield bathroom at Nationals Stadium
4.) His bar tab at "Martinis" in Dupont is as OUTRAGEOUS as his taste in shirts!
3.) He has people looking for him from Jamaica.
2.) The people at NY, NY Staffing Agency have no idea who he is.
1.) This chic Vanessa that still lives in Brooklyn, still gets so drunk that she needs to blow something before she can fall asleep.
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11. He left his chair, shower curtain, shampoo, mop, fork, spoon, plate, desk, table, etc. in New York.
He is going because he thinks it will make him a better comic, wait that's the reason he went the first time?
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