Happy Valentine’s Day, DC!!

The holiday of mandatory commercialized love is upon us! Embrace it or die!

Even still, I am not going to write about how I “love comedy” or how she is my “soul mate”. That type of sophisticated analogy is better left for a more personal affair. Instead, let’s celebrate V-Day by doing what we truly love; acting like anonymous, hacky idiots on a meaningless blog!

So without further ado..

DCC4N presents:
The Top Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date

1."Oh, this is clearly the home where a rapist lives."

2."Hmmm...so like WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAYS?"

3."I once beat a Samoan man in a finger banging contest."

4."So you're a comedian? ...Really?"

5."Fuck Shaun Taylor! Fuck Health Leger! There is a WAR going on!"

6."This barbeque sauce tastes funny."

7."Do they allow valour track suits in this restuarant?

8."Hi, I’m Curt. Here is a 10 page printout of how this date should go."

9."You ever have gravy drank out your butt?"

10."I have a whole bottle of olive oil back at my place."

Got one of your own, sugah? We won’t judge you. We love you just the way you are, DC.

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Where is the love?

Well, the "Romantic Comedy" show might be sold out, but there are still places to find the love this week. Let Dave Hill show you where to look.



And don't forget if you just need to go to a quality show this week, stop by "Top Shelf" at Solly's on Tuesday and witness the amazingocity of Andy Kline, Bryson Turner, Seaton Smith, Jimmy Merritt, Nick Turner, Tony Gracyck, and more.

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