Pleasant Tranny Suprise

Last night I went to the "Drag Race" on 17th St. It was awesome cubed. I had such a good time watching the parade of flashy outfits, I spent a month's pay on my costume. I never seen that much glitter. It looked like a glitter factory fucked an imagination and bred sparkles everywhere. The attention to detail was jaw dropping. This one guy had the board game "Life" glued to his head, and it was at least 3 feet tall. I could hear his neck muscles call him an "asshole". But he was committed and unlike a horrible traffic accident, you don't feel bad staring at them. In fact, they LOVE IT! I got my picture taken with so many hot chicks (SCORE!). I got my photo taken with a group of men dressed as southern bible beaters, and they beat my sweet ass with crosses and bibles. I can't wait till Dad sees that. Was that in God's plan, Dad? I don't think so.

I'll write more when I get my photos back from the parade. Read more!

Obligatory Halloween Post

Found this little gem over at the CC Insider. If you're going to go trick or treating, why not find out what candy bars are popular in Armenia? HINT: this video won't tell you...

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Fancy Costume Idears: Part II

Are you ladies tired of going as the same hot "_____" year after year? Sure, us guys love to see your fun cans bursting through that low cut dentist's smoak, but don't you feel like you are being objectified each Shalloween?

Well fear no more ladies because Vice Magazine has some costume suggestions in their article entitled Bloody, Hairy and Hot. My (and soon to be your) favorite costume has got to be the "Given birth to myself."

"It took about 20 hours to make this, but that’s mostly because it’s all handmade and I don’t really know how to sew. I used metal window screen to shape the stomach, boobs, and head and flesh-colored spandex for the rest of the body. The vagina is just folded-up fabric and glued-on hair. It’s funny how easy it is to make a vagina."

What a wonderful way to empower youself ladies, by showing the true beauty of child birth and womanhood!

(Um..I just threw up a little in my mouth).

On second thought, pull out that Sexy She-Devil costume again. Read more!