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THE WGA STRIKE IS OVER

Remember the panic? I'm gonna go wait for more 30 Rock.

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Everyone Give Up! The Dream is DEAD!

Well, it finally happened, folks. The earth opened up and swallowed H-wood, forever ruining the lives we once thought possible. So anyway, you, young kid skipping out on his bio lab to go to that open mic at Topaz, go back to class. And you, guy who is neglecting his girlfriend on date night by doing some time at the Laughing Lizard, buy some flowers and go have sex with your girl instead. Why? because there will never be any jobs for you!

I had previously assumed that this would be the biggest thing to ever happen on November 5th. I was wrong. I will now forever associate this day with the day that the hearts and souls of everyone I know desperately hoping to become a writer or performer were dashed on the rocks. The day that temporary and unemployed workers actually started to look for real work. It is a sad day my friends. Goodbye forever. Read more!