Are you ladies tired of going as the same hot "_____" year after year? Sure, us guys love to see your fun cans bursting through that low cut dentist's smoak, but don't you feel like you are being objectified each Shalloween?
Well fear no more ladies because Vice Magazine has some costume suggestions in their article entitled Bloody, Hairy and Hot. My (and soon to be your) favorite costume has got to be the "Given birth to myself."
"It took about 20 hours to make this, but that’s mostly because it’s all handmade and I don’t really know how to sew. I used metal window screen to shape the stomach, boobs, and head and flesh-colored spandex for the rest of the body. The vagina is just folded-up fabric and glued-on hair. It’s funny how easy it is to make a vagina."
What a wonderful way to empower youself ladies, by showing the true beauty of child birth and womanhood!
(Um..I just threw up a little in my mouth).
On second thought, pull out that Sexy She-Devil costume again.
Read more!
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Friday, October 26, 2007
Fancy Costume Idears: Part II
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