i'd like to broach a topic that is half-serious and half-mysterious.
some of us get into comedy because we like telling jokes.
some of us get into comedy because we like writing jokes.
and then, there's all of us who get into comedy because we want freebies.
what kinds of freebies?
and best of all...
a biker gang: solidarity in numbers and air pumps
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so baby grrl 'parna (potential new stage name) presents...
the top 8 benefits of having a comedic entourage*
*my entourage's current members: sharky mcgee, botox, and conjoined fashionista twins madcow-D and soy
8 they create the illusion of feeling powerful and popular
7.5 sharky mcgee's uncle works for a health insurance company, WINK
7 you never need to use a coaster because the twins have an extra arm for carrying your drink at all times
6 there's no such thing as an awkward dance move because anything you do "out on da floor" is immediately aped by 2+ other people thus instantly becoming a new trend, and/or they form a protective elephant security circle around you to prevent unwanted small talk
5 you can get into any and all bringer shows
4 you always had a GREAT SET
3 hecklers will be handled with the discretion and smoothness of KGB intimidation tactics
2 they have great ideas for bits, most of which never come to fruition, but free labor is cheap
1 they will blog for you, as you
Famous Posses:
goes without sayin
also duh
no doubt
uh huh
that's what i'm talkin about
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