Obligatory Halloween Post

Found this little gem over at the CC Insider. If you're going to go trick or treating, why not find out what candy bars are popular in Armenia? HINT: this video won't tell you...

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Fancy Costume Idears: Part II

Are you ladies tired of going as the same hot "_____" year after year? Sure, us guys love to see your fun cans bursting through that low cut dentist's smoak, but don't you feel like you are being objectified each Shalloween?

Well fear no more ladies because Vice Magazine has some costume suggestions in their article entitled Bloody, Hairy and Hot. My (and soon to be your) favorite costume has got to be the "Given birth to myself."

"It took about 20 hours to make this, but that’s mostly because it’s all handmade and I don’t really know how to sew. I used metal window screen to shape the stomach, boobs, and head and flesh-colored spandex for the rest of the body. The vagina is just folded-up fabric and glued-on hair. It’s funny how easy it is to make a vagina."

What a wonderful way to empower youself ladies, by showing the true beauty of child birth and womanhood!

(Um..I just threw up a little in my mouth).

On second thought, pull out that Sexy She-Devil costume again. Read more!

Fancy Dress Idears

oh it's almost that time.

where we hide beneath crazy facades and pretend we're ok about ourselves and eat candy and demand results in the form of attention!

i'm not talking about lee hotti and friends.

i'm talking shalloween!

what are you guys going to be?

due to a traumatic experience last year that upset my work-life balance, i'm not even sure i'm going to dress up. however, i might dress down and wear burlap scrubs (doctor-peasant hybrid, eco-friendly).

but here are a few ideas for you good people, courtesy of the vorld vide vortex.

1) Goth Lolita

(also a lifestyle, FYI...why celebrate one day a year when you can celebrate a lifetime?)

2) Piece of Pizza

(i like the hat...nice touch, adds class. btw, someone will need to wheel you around as this is a legless costume.)

3) Mental Complex

(this is something you wear organically on your face and in your physicality rather than something you can 'make' or 'buy.' a real party-pleaser!)

happy haunting and flaunting!

and remember, the only thing spookier than a scary costume is the moment you realize you'll be alone forever.

note to sticklers: dr. dremo's has no open mic on wed. oct 31. but rendezvous does, i believe. Read more!