One Small Step for Me, One Giant Step for DC Comedy

hello everyone,

i'm here to blog for the first time. let's all hope it goes smoothly.

let's say hypothetically you're a comedian and your last name is difficult (not Mensa-difficult but it sounds foreign so you still have a case, judge judy!) anyway, you decide to go by one name instead.

listen.

DON'T DO IT.

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

(hypothetically speaking of course)



WAIT. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE MY POINT.

here. look closer.



yes. i'm apparently the only theoretical act of the night. as in, i may or may not "exist."

"what?"

"exactly."

stick with two names. even if one is something embarrassing like bubbles.