BLOG WAR!
Ever since we began this blog we have waited for the chance to burn another blog to the ground and raise our DC Comedy 4 Now flag over their cyber-cinders. Just like at the War of 1812, no one knows who took the first shot. She may have. I was drunk alot this past weekend I could of said something offense...em...doesn't matter now because virtual-cyber-internet-blog-war has been declare!
The enemy. Know her well. Natasha Rothwell. Owner, blogista and properitor of gigglethrottle. Take a moment to sneak in behind enemy lines. Make sure to bring your biohazard suit with you. She is known to spread mustard (not the gas) all over the place. And if the blog about Tom Selleck's mustache doesn't make you wish you were back in the loving arms of your sweet dame, then her love for all things "Into the Wild" will.
I know all you good people of the DCC4N Nation are at this very moment running around your homes grabbing any scrap iron, rubber and war bonds you may have lying around to help the cause. But, there is something much more important you can do to contribute.
Visit our sites often.
WAR ON!
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Washington D.C. may not be a city that embraces comedy with open arms, but you knew that already. That is why you found us. Here you can get information, interviews and insights on the best local stand-up, improv and sketch comedy this city has to offer... 4 Now. You can reach us at dccomedy4now(at)gmail.com. LET'S DO THIS, DC!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
the lines have been drawn
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4 comments:
Buckle the fuck up. It's going to be a rough ride.
I'm confused. What is this? A war? What are the rules? How will we declare a winner? More importantly, why won't more people click on our ads so we make more money?
And another thing. That link you made didn't work. Is this blog popular? How is this war going to help us? Can we wage war on, say, Perez Hilton, because I think he has the numbers to make it worthwhile?
Yeah Nick, that is how you do it! First strike, is the blog even worthy of our blog war efforts. Cut their morale!
I'm sorry, you call this a blog war? Jason, if Nick is on your side, I should just go ahead and declare victory now.
zzz...zzz...zzz
(Wake me up when after you two finish making out).
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