"More like Hurlfriend." HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have never heard genuine laughing coming from the CEO's office. Ever. That made me think: does anyone really have a great fake laugh? I have a pretty bad fake laugh because it is so far away from my regular laugh. I don't know why that is. I mean, it is like a cross between The Jolly Green Giant & Roger Rabbit. People have got to know I am blowing smoke up their asses. But, I don't mean to! I am actually trying to give them support out there. I think that joke SHOULD of been funny and I sorry it was not. Therefore, I will half heartily make laughing like noises from my mouth. THAT IS SUPPORT!

Sometimes I think i am not going to fake laugh anymore, because it dilutes the overall product. But, then again i am scared I might go to a show, movie, or lunch with someone I am trying to impress and sit there silent like a pompous ass because I really don't think they are funny. I guess in this world of comedy you have to lie a little to everyone's face, even if they are your friends.

P.S. Please lie more so with me. I don't care if I get fake laughs, real laughs, or a laugh track. I am a laugh whore. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (wow, i can't even convincingly fake laugh at myself)