"Beaners can swim, Asians are smart, & Blacks got big dicks." BRAVO CARLOS!!! Give us another one...

The only way I could have been more disappointed in last nights Carlos Mencia show at the DC Improv, was that if I had actually had to pay $35 for the ticket. It was a great night for stereotypes last night. Last night I found out that Asians are smart, Pacific Islanders are "AsianNiggas ", Mexicans wont shoot you, but they will stab you, White people are uptight and out of people to fuck with, and so much more. Thank you Carlos for educating the ignorant masses about ignorance. Where would simple minds be without you reinforcing their already stupid logic. I don't know why anyone would buy a ticket to see CarlosMencia perform, because Fox News is just as racist and positively reinforces stereotypes just as much.

And let me explain myself. I don't give a shit if he says "nigga", "beaner", "faggot", or "chink". It doesn't bother me, because the context of those words are what's really important. And while he's not up on stage spewing hatred and forming a lynch mob, he is just constantly saying the most obvious, stereotypical racial jokes. I'm constantly amazed that people can sit and be entertained by someone saying, "You know that VA Tech school shooter wasn't a Mexican because it takes good grades to get into that school. I knew he was Asian." (Laughtererupts & my heart breaks). And I was shocked to see so much white trash at the show last night. There was a lot of Waldorf, MD and Bull Run, VA in the show. And you could just see the smirk on their face as they walked to the bathroom thinking, "It's funny cause it's true. You know them Mexicans ain't smart enough to get into VA Tech." So, even if Carlos does have a fucking "point" behind his comedy it's tragically missed by the overwhelming amount of fucking morons who enjoy his comedy. It's a Dane CookVicious Circle Cycle. Actually, it does bother me that he gets to drop the N Bomb. I just don't get that at all; I'm not jealous that he actually gets to say it, it just blows my mind that he gets away with it because he's Sunset Tan tan.

"But, he's a great entertainer." Yeah, so is dog catching a frisbee in it's mouth, but it doesn't belong in a fucking comedy club. A comedy club to me is a place where you go to have your mind challenged, not played down to to it's lowest common factor.

The biggest shock of the night was when he compared himself to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, & Dave Chappelle when speaking of racial humor. My jaw hit the floor. Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Dave Chappelle are flawless diamonds of constructing racial humor, and Carlos's tries to pass his cubixzerconium, glass knock off brand style of comedy off as Great or Classic. Fuck That!

Also, he sells t-shirts after the show that say "Dee Dee Dee" and "The Punisher of Comedy". Ryan Conner made a good point by saying, "John Pinnett should be mad at that since he played the Punisher and he's a better comedian."