Come on down to Solly's Tavern tonight where we have everyone that is worth a damn and also people who are worth more. I can't even tell you how excited I am to have the lineup we do and you'd just be downright foolish to miss it. It's free and it's the only thing that won't make you hate yourself.
HERE'S WHO WE WORKIN' WIT
and of course, Assface Turner holdin' down hosting duties
It's @ 9
It's @ Solly's Tavern
That's @ 1942 11th St. NW (11th & U St.)
It's still free, guy
It's not just TV, It's Not TV